MAN THAT HURRICANE THANGY MAGIG SUUUUCKED!!!...lol..anyways..my power was off for like ummm...EVER..naw about 2 1/2 days!! (might as well be because of that friggen heat)...at least i had my cell phone with me to talk to lauren..NOT NOW..that witchy bitchy women MRS. WIMBERLY!~ it fell outta my pocket and she took it..from me..and didnt give it back..THA BITCH ISNT EVEN ONE OF MY TEACHERS!! GAH! LOL....i was getting a drink when it happened and it fell out of my pocket..SERIOUSLY! lol
Whimberly: Your not supposed to have those at school....now are you?
Brandon: nope..
Whimberly: Give it here...NOW!
Brandon: (whispers) o shit
Whimberly: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!
Brandon: umm o snaps
Whimberly: DO YOU THINK IM STUPID
Brandon: (whispers) do you want me to answer that?
Whimberly: WHAT WAS THAT YOUNG MAN!!
Brandon: can i have my phone back??
Whimberly: SURE!..with your dad and 15 dollars..
Brandon: my dads dead..(it was funny..LOL)
Whimberly: IM SORRY! but ummm your mom or SOMETHING because i cant let you have it otherwise. LETS GO TO THE OFFICE!
Brandon: (whispers) gah..friggen bi-polar...
Whimberly: WHISPERING can cause problems..dont do that around me..
Brandon: (whispers) so does body odor..
Whimberly: DONT TALK!!!...ANY MORE!!!
she took me to her class and she wrote a pink slip for me then walked me to the office..only to go see OTIS AMY..MY WRESTLING COACH!! LOL....this is on the way to the office...
Brandon: SOOO MRS. WHIMBERLY..i understand your a PRETTY smart english teacher..
Whimberly: DONT.....TALK!
Brandon: OOOOKAAYYY (the lil john way)
Whimberly: I HOPE I NEVER GET YOU AS A STUDENT!...i absolutely HATE disruptions.
Brandon:.....yea...me too (LOL)
Whimberly:......
Brandon: Whos my principle...I DO NOT want stapp..hes hella mean..
Whimberly: EXCUSE ME!!
Brandon: huh...what?
Whimberly: DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM THIS??
Brandon: tell WHO..WHAT?
Whimberly: (under breath) a;lsdjfalsjfalsjlajflasjjjsf
Brandon: SOOO whos IS my principle??
Whimberly:...what grade are you in?
Brandon: didnt you have to write that information on the pink slip??
Whimberly: WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?
Brandon:..umm 10th i think..(LOL)
Whimberly: WHAT? YOU THINK?
Brandon: ....yea i dont know how i got here either..(LOL)
Whimberly: ANYWAYS..its otis amy..
Brandon: O FOREALS!...MAN! i havent seen that fool ALL YEAR!..LETS GO!!
i took of running
Whimberly: DO YOU WANT ANOTHER PINK SLIP FOR RUNNING!
Brandon: DO YOU??
Whimberly: WHAT DID YOU SAY??? COME BACK HERE!
i walked back to her..
Brandon: i said....who? you?..cause i didnt think it was possible..
Whimberly: LETS GO!
we got to COACH amys office and she told him the problem then left...
Whimberly: MAYBE you'll get a lesson learned young man..
Brandon: MAAAAYBE! (i put my finger to my mouth and made a funny face)
Whimberly:....
she left LOL
COACH/PRINCIPLE AMY: did you do all this stuff she said you did brandon? because i know your a good person and i wouldnt belive this unless i saw this...
Brandon: I THINK PERSONALLY!! that shes deaf...O SNAPS and O SHIT dont sound anything alike
Coach: dont say that in here..but did you?
Brandon: naw bro i would say that because i know how much trouble i could get into..
Coach: well OKAY!
he gave me a pass back to class LOL
Coach: BE GOOD BRANDON! wrestling is coming up and THE LAST THING we need is a wrestler in AEP or SOS...have a nice day
Brandon: LATER COACH!
i left and that WAS IT! LOL LOL LOL it was friggen HILARIOUS to ME..just something i thought id like to share with all yizzall...lol well ittyl...buh bye luv yall
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